smarty-pants

1. (n) a smart aleck
2. (n) a person who knows that the word "lul-a-bye" comes from the Saxon words “lul,” meaning "to sing," and “bye,” meaning "to sleep," and then brags about it in the weekly email newsletter.

Example: Kristy is such a smarty-pants.

by Footnotes editor March 19, 2006

nuddy pants

when you are wearing pants that are, quite literally, skin colored-i.e. you are wearing no pants

Barbie: last night, i got like drunk i danced in my nuddy pants
Ken: Oh.

by tayzor October 27, 2003

iron pants

An aggressive, domineering, misandristic woman whom is latently or manifestly homosexual.

Ted: Jane is looking pretty hot! I'm going to tag some puss!

Bill: Ha ha ha, you mean iron pants? Good luck, that bitch will amputate your dick.

by jpopie April 3, 2011

in the pants

1. a random expression used to answer "where"
2.a question to ask when somebody says something u dont care about

1. Fredrick: Where the hell did leave the iron??
Billy: In the pants
2. Martha: I can't beleive i lost my goldfish...
George: In the pants?

by Jeff November 10, 2004

keep your dick in your pants

1. (male) To refrain from engaging in intercourse

2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.

1. Hey, it's best to keep your dick in your pants right now, since you didn't bring a condom. You don't want to get an STD, do you?

2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.

B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.

by MadameTesla August 28, 2015

sponge bob square pants

a turn on

there are 2 words to descirbe sponge bob square pants
sex
machine

by random_bulldog January 20, 2004

Puncture Pants

Soft, thin, hipster jogging bottoms worn by triple bases (fit birds)that you could puncture with a dimamond cutter (erection).

Look at those puncture pants!! I could burst a hole in them!

by Phil yer pants Macefield November 20, 2003