he got pined

To be hammered as hell. Comepletely destroyed by alcohol

Dude did you see David last night? He got pined. Im not sure if he blacked out or not.

by Jonesboston December 3, 2016

violet drink with pineapple

A violet drink with pineapple is someone who makes a “joined” account between two people to talk shit about people, when it’s just the violet drink dragging them into it.

Person A: I can’t believe you made an account to talk shit about Jess and Ryan! And pulled me into it! You’re such a violet drink with pineapple!

by eriinn May 15, 2018

Renting the pineapple

Renting the pineapple is to pretend that you are richer than you really are. It was coined on reddit by u/shokwave00

"I was always impressed by Randy's Lexus until I realized that he lived with his parents. Turns out he's just renting the pineapple."

by Scarwielder September 11, 2018

Box of Pineapples

A term of comparison or description of a person or group who appear(s) to be largely unqualified for the task they are preforming.

You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.

I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.

The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.

by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018

Merrifield peanut butter pinecone

The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.

Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.

by Jack446 May 7, 2020

Sun Kissed Pineapple

An incestual pineapple

my brother is a Sun Kissed Pineapple

by FlamingDuck April 19, 2021

i.h8.pineapples

@i.h8.pineapples is one of the baddest bitches alive😩 they are relatable and they have a great sense of humor, I would jump off a cliff to be your ibf though I am an awkward and shy person - killuaswifeyhaha

- I hate @i.h8.pineapples
- r.i.p bozo cuz you are already dead🤣👍🏻

by Killuaswifeyhaha May 19, 2021