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Military penguin

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.
Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.
by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019
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Penguin

It waddles….
It honks….
And….
It….
eats fish I guess
by PENGUINZZZ July 8, 2022
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Awkward Penguin

A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.
She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.
by G009 June 1, 2016
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Club Penguin Journey

A fan-made revival of Club Penguin founded in 2023 based on the game's AS2 (middle) era, from 2007-2012. The game was abruptly shut down in September 2024 before returning the following month. Unlike most other revivals, the game is not housed in a downloadable client and is purely browser-based just like the original game.
I tried Club Penguin Journey once but couldn't get into it as someone who grew up with AS3 Club Penguin.
by CtrlAlt_Games November 26, 2024
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Penguin

If someone calls you a penguin it’s can simply mean happy feet or it can also refer to a saying you have similar feet towards penguins
Josh said I have penguin feet because of my toes nails
by Misslayla59 July 18, 2022
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Blind the Penguin

It's when you pull your girlfriend's dress up over her head and she chases you around the bedroom.
While exercising Blind the Penguin my girlfriend knocked over the refrigerator while tap dancing.
by Tapdancingnaked July 8, 2025
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Penguin Tent

1. A phrase used to describe the appearance of someone who is attractive. Also used as another way of describing an individual as “peng teng”
That man over there is such a Penguin tent”
by Jaguarjazy April 22, 2020
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