Panda

When referring to a human it is a Work-Safe way of calling someone a cunt!

The reason Panda's are cunts is due to the fact they refuse to breed, possible the pickiest eater on the Planet...

Taken from the Jim Jefferies Comedy routine

That Bill is a real Panda! always makes mistakes!

by Busrolled April 19, 2014

Peter Panda

A 'romance' story that ends with no romance, leaving the reader frustrated. Usually it entails the main character moving between different love interests and none are chosen before the story ends. A Peter Panda is named so because of the manga Peter Panda that was such.

Always avoid a Peter Panda if looking for Romance.

"Have you read that book I gave you?"

"Yeah."

"Did you like it?"

"Nah. It was a total Peter Panda."

by PeterPandaHater November 6, 2011

Trash panda

A way of saying raccoon since they look like red pandas but eat trash

Ugh there is a trash panda coming to my trash can again

by Slowpro June 20, 2021

Panda-mandy

A guy who likes pie a bit too much.
He's insane and superly cool.

Comes from me.

A person who is Panda, would say something like:
"Oh...Sweet pie....Why have you forsaken me, in your crust forsaken me...? Why....? Oh....Pie...."

by Kelley April 9, 2004

Pakdaddy

n. a korean with the last name Pak and who also happens to be a mac daddy

DAAAYUMMM!! that fine ass korean guy kon, he is a pakdaddy

by gun aka kon July 24, 2007

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

Panda

when you feel tired and hungry and you just feel like doing nothing at all. You know that feeling when you feel really weak and hungry? This is 'panda' at it's worst. You can be panda after a sports event, or just because of a busy lifestyle. Panda's are awesome animals and they also have the best name. Panda is so easy to say and is very catchy at the same time.

Yo let's go play basketball ! Nah man I'm fuckin panda.

Lets go for a walk, nah bro im so panda.

Ughhh what a hard practice..word i'm fukin panda.

Morning after a hangover: Yo wats up? Fuckkkkk dawg im so panda let's reach mc donald's...

by J20- February 23, 2010