Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey
Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage
Person b: Hey
Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage
by Mama trance July 20, 2023
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
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Retard "It'S a MaNiFeStAtIoN oF yOuR oWn MiNd! Nehnehnhenehnehnehneh!"
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Retard "It'S a MaNiFeStAtIoN oF yOuR oWn MiNd! Nehnehnhenehnehnehneh!"
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