john chin

The common name of an Asian citizen that has moved to an English speaking country and acquired a new name.

John Chin is a nice boy.

by JapBash February 27, 2017

john contour

A name for a guy that uses alot of hair gel , only the best kind.

Also known as jun cuntor

Man, that guy is a real John Contour.... Look at that dank hair!!

by Mr.CUCK April 17, 2017

John McGowan

A guy who's probably gay and stuff. I bet he likes swiss cheese and octopods

That John McGowan guy is probably gay and stuff. Bet he likes Octopods.

by UWasAtTheClub March 29, 2019

Ralphy John

the act of spontaneously shitting your pants while projectile vomiting.

While at the movies sarah ralphy johned everywhere, not only dirtying the seat, but the man in front of her.

by devlin365 October 23, 2011

Sleepy John

a penis with Erectile dysfunction

Eric Mott has a sleepy john and he cries about it.

by Ugly pants March 26, 2011

Coppa John's

Another name for Papa Johns, Coppa John's is notorious for their nosy delievery drivers who call the police on their pot smoking customers.

Did you hear about the medical marijuana patient in Aurora colorodo who called papa johns and the delivery guy called the cops?

Oh shit! Boycott Coppa John's!

by 11godhhsul October 05, 2011

John Wick

A man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. He's not the boogieman. He's the guy you send to kill the fucking boogieman.

I once saw him (John Wick) kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A fuuocking pencil. Who the fouck can do that?

Russian1: Nice ride she a 70?
John Wick:69.
*After talking this russian dude named viggo his son steals his h=car and killed his dog. Viggo at the beginning ¨talks¨ with John and then just annihilate his ass

by Shia LaBeaof March 26, 2021