Hard eggs

An obscure and dicy act that, while during lovemaking, (presumably in a normal position) pressure is applied to the abdomen of the female partner (ovaries, hence the "eggs") in quick bursts with the hands.

I gave my bitch some hard eggs last week. Pounded down a natty while she recovered afterward. It was chill.

by RippinOnNC January 25, 2011

EGG IN A BLANKET

A PERSON THAT ONLY HAS ONE BALL

I WOULD HIT A EGG IN A BLANKET

by Aj Cockringing hoe March 06, 2015

Egg chute

The female sexual/reproductive organ.

She's addicted to cosmetic surgery! She's had a nose-job and a boob-job, and next she's gonna get her egg chute tightened!
Source: Stormy Weather, Norwich

by Stormy Weather November 27, 2007

fork and egg

G rated method of saying Fucking A.

Fork and egg, Jimmy...get your mouth away from my crotch!!

by eBiscuit July 21, 2008

Lay an egg

(in business jargon) to produce an output or result

We're waiting for Jim's project to finish and lay an egg before we can start taking on new staff.

by Jared Pollock August 25, 2017

goose egg

A vast, festively plump man heap lying limp on a mans own thigh.

After Gwendolyn gave Frank a really good blow job his dick immedietely went to damp "Goose Egg" Satus.

by Friggin hoopty December 04, 2006

Eggs and Bacon

The process of putting your dick and balls between your legs. Closing both legs and bending over to show your friends the delicious breakfast you have made for them.

Next time someone bitches about not eating breakfast show them your eggs and bacon and they will think twice about it again.

by Chad Kramer October 05, 2006