whore nuts

Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.

Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.

Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.

We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.

Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!

by scodder November 15, 2012

Velcro nuts

When a man's nuts become stuck to his gooch or leg, resulting in a stickyness in which they must be ripped off in a similar fashion to Velcro.

"Dude I have some serious Velcro nuts right now"

by synti December 10, 2014

bumping nuts

When two men partake in the act of bumping their nuts together in a homosexual fashion.

The two boys were bored while sitting on the golf cart so they began bumping nuts.

by Tymanguy July 7, 2014

diggy nuts

When you try to leapfrog your friend, and your balls end up rubbing all over the back of his head. Can be on purpose or on accident.

"Mike, the game is leapfrog, get your. fucking nuts off me!"

" That's diggy nuts bitch"

by bildothegreat December 8, 2015

pickle nuts

A vinigar/ salty smell produced between the inner thigh and scrotum after a long day of sweat producing activities such as construction work or working out at the gym.

I've been working all day and have a bad case of the Pickle nuts.

by Handsome Rice September 3, 2016

Dunkin Nuts

To slam dunk your nuts into the target "donut" hole.

Dude 1: hey, last night I was Dunkin nuts with your mom
Dude 2: NOOOO!!!

by Majestic failure October 15, 2016

Ape Nuts

Combined form of going nuts (as in crazy) to the extent you do silly things, like an ape, monkey or other primate.

After being shot down for the thirtieth time in one week, John began to go ape nuts and shouted out things he didn't like in other people as a retort.

by jclovis3 March 28, 2017