jerk bumps

an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)

I just got out of the shower when the jerk bumps came back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 08, 2010

Turtle Jerk

Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont pray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.

Be smart Sandy, Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch.

by www.geocities.com/project_fallen June 06, 2004

circle jerking

when guys say they are "playing poker", the cover for circle jerking

so what are you doing tonight?
o...im just PLAYING POKER

by you know March 20, 2005

jerk officer

A minor member of the Bush Administration (either one).

Chad: Hey, Dick!

Dick Cheney, Jr: Yes, Chad?

Chad: Your dad is a jerk officer!

Dick Cheney, Jr: Shut up. (Shoots Chad in face)

by cl0wnmonkey August 23, 2007

jerk off

NBA fans showing enthusiasm for their team.

"Yeah you even have some jerk off fans trying to screw up a telecast" ~Bob Fitzgerald

by brach512 April 11, 2016

Jerk

A wanker, that you sing; fucking jerk too.
Usually found behind the bar; with greesy hair and dirty fingernails.

Jerk get me beer.
Okay.

Youu can pay you fucking Jerk!

by Alelle May 02, 2009

Circle Jerk

what you dont want to be a part of...unless your gay...then maybe you might want the blindfold & cookie

damn.you were in some circle jerk last night...dont touch me god damn it

by alix minstor December 17, 2003