A redneck built like a lumber jack, who has a penis so big, he can break boulders with the slap of his giant cock.
“Did you hear what Greg did?
I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.
That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”
I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.
That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”
by Dudeman the Dingleberry God February 20, 2023
Get the Missouri Mountain Hammermug. When someone's dick is unfuckable, as in bent or diseased. Particularly when surrounded by similar dicks.
Men sending me dick pics and it's broke dick mountain. I don't want to see that! I'm not your urologist!
by Piratical December 18, 2016
Get the broke dick mountainmug. A mountain once created in a “peaceful” MineCraft world until some thot mega Rory put TNT everywhere and some other thot mega called Hollie set it off with Flint and Steel, Which then creates your whole game to lag really bad or even crash
by Lildarthvader July 21, 2019
Get the Thot mega mountainmug. the act where one male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest. The male then proceeds to make passionate love to the female's chest using the feces as a lubricant.
Last night Mrs. Riggins asked me to go African Mountain Climbing; needless to say, my balls now smell like shit.
by Dick Ed November 9, 2012
Get the African Mountain Climbingmug. When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.
I was going down on this chick when she suddenly bucked, and I found myself face to face with her Montana mountain apple.
by scatman247 March 4, 2014
Get the montana mountain applemug. Dáin II Ironfoot
After Thorin, Fili and Kili have died, Thorin's cousin Dáin II Ironfoot of the iron hills becomes king of Duran's folk, otherwise known as king under the mountain.
by justaman June 5, 2017
Get the king under the mountainmug. When you're in the process of eating a girl out and you become bored, so you hum your favorite song.
by Buy my oranges February 25, 2019
Get the Rockie Mountain Hummingbirdmug.