Good Morning America 

Masturbating to the point of cumming next to a sleeping person. Before you cum wake the sleeping person up shout "GOOD MORNING" and cum on the persons face.

I had a one night stand with a girl I never wanted to talk to again, so I gave her a nice "good morning America" to remember me by.

Good Morning America by Zabrow December 18, 2008

Moaning Myrtle 

Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.

Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.

Moaning Myrtle by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

0433 in the morning 

Hips have been pulled over, booty has been hit, a CALM HAS COME OVER ME..My woman was there for me, cause I'm going to work and GET FUCKED ALL DAY!

0433 in the morning, booty has been banged, the perfect start to a man's day. BRING IT ON!

0433 in the morning by Peppi! January 12, 2008

Pay my morning bill 

Take a dump, drop a deuce, poop, make bears, usually in the morning.

I was enjoying a nice cup of coffee before work, when I felt a rumbling down under and had to go pay my morning bill.

Pay my morning bill by Meremy Jerchelle September 29, 2008

someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning 

Used instead of " someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" for when the person looks really annoyed/ angry

jack: Geez that lady over there looks like shes gonna destroy something
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning by MR....X July 24, 2010

DOLLAR MORNING CREW 

1. A Group of employees, usually female, that enjoy putting dirty cars at overflow to the point where there are no cars cleaned or online, thus allowing the night crew to take care of, but not before they make conversation about all the dirty cars that are at overflow..... giggle, then take a clean one off line and sit at the pet cemetary discussing various girl like topics ( ex. Leg shaving, snail trailing, Boys, and finishing with a recap of dirty cars nosed in with no orderly fashion what so ever.)

Ex.
Dollar Morning Crew Employee 1 "Wow look at all those dirty cars we're being paid to clean, lets scatter them in this parking lot and go watch planes!"

Dollar Morning Crew Employee's 2-4 " Yaaaay!"

DOLLAR MORNING CREW by Concernd Citizen August 21, 2006

Morning Text 

The text one sends when they wake up from a good night sleep, it is a text sent in response to a text sent to them the previous night, when they unknowingly fell asleep on a convertextion. Mostly sent to not be rude even though the most common response to the morning text will be "what?", because the person receiving the morning text does not remember the convertextion that conspired the previous night.

Guy 1: Hey, how did the fight with Jenny go last night
Guy 2: Oh shit, I totally fell asleep on her

Guy 1: Dude, just send her a morning text

Guy 2: Good idea

Morning Text by Mocha Bear December 24, 2009