Moaning Myrtle

Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.

Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

0433 in the morning

Hips have been pulled over, booty has been hit, a CALM HAS COME OVER ME..My woman was there for me, cause I'm going to work and GET FUCKED ALL DAY!

0433 in the morning, booty has been banged, the perfect start to a man's day. BRING IT ON!

by Peppi! January 12, 2008

Pay my morning bill

Take a dump, drop a deuce, poop, make bears, usually in the morning.

I was enjoying a nice cup of coffee before work, when I felt a rumbling down under and had to go pay my morning bill.

by Meremy Jerchelle September 29, 2008

someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

Used instead of " someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" for when the person looks really annoyed/ angry

jack: Geez that lady over there looks like shes gonna destroy something
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

by MR....X July 24, 2010

DOLLAR MORNING CREW

1. A Group of employees, usually female, that enjoy putting dirty cars at overflow to the point where there are no cars cleaned or online, thus allowing the night crew to take care of, but not before they make conversation about all the dirty cars that are at overflow..... giggle, then take a clean one off line and sit at the pet cemetary discussing various girl like topics ( ex. Leg shaving, snail trailing, Boys, and finishing with a recap of dirty cars nosed in with no orderly fashion what so ever.)

Ex.
Dollar Morning Crew Employee 1 "Wow look at all those dirty cars we're being paid to clean, lets scatter them in this parking lot and go watch planes!"

Dollar Morning Crew Employee's 2-4 " Yaaaay!"

by Concernd Citizen August 21, 2006

Morning Text

The text one sends when they wake up from a good night sleep, it is a text sent in response to a text sent to them the previous night, when they unknowingly fell asleep on a convertextion. Mostly sent to not be rude even though the most common response to the morning text will be "what?", because the person receiving the morning text does not remember the convertextion that conspired the previous night.

Guy 1: Hey, how did the fight with Jenny go last night
Guy 2: Oh shit, I totally fell asleep on her

Guy 1: Dude, just send her a morning text

Guy 2: Good idea

by Mocha Bear December 24, 2009

morningstar

A noun describing a person you hate to love. They are have many bad habits including PMS-ing constantly, losing passports, and being obsessed with Sour Patch Kids.

Person 1: Why is Michael PMS-ing?
Person 2: Dude, I dont know but he keeps stealing my sour patch kids!
Person 1: He is such a morningstar!

by 12345689haha October 15, 2009