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rice monster

Joke among fans of X Japan and/or drummer and pianist Yoshiki Hayashi. In a blog entry, Yoshiki, who at the time had been on a strict rice diet, claimed to have a nightmare about "the RICE MONSTER" attacking him.

The joke has no relation to either of the other two definitions, and most fans of Yoshiki telling the joke would be offended at either of them.
"The day before yesterday, in the airplane on the way to Japan, I had a really weird dream….. I almost….. Well, I think I screamed!! The flight attendant came to me and said "Are you OK? ....." Then I said "THE RICE MONSTER IS TRYING TO EAT ME!!!"….. And she said……. "WHAT????" and I said……mmmm……ah……. "Never mind……ah….. Could I have a glass of Champagne and Caviar please?"

……. OH MY GOD!!!..... "I am so embarrassed"….. I've been doing a "special diet" and training, in order for me to play drums even harder….. Since then "THE RICE MONSTER" has been showing up in my dreams. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

- from a 2007 blog by Yoshiki on Myspace, and the origin of the term's usage
by A Groupie January 2, 2010
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Two tongue Monster

The art of eating your woman out while using your tongue, and bottom lip at the same time.
I was eating my woman out, when i started using my bottom lip like a second tongue, almost like a two tongue monster.
by chaves January 2, 2008
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MOBSTERZ

An extremely badass person who takes bitches to the cleaners foo! They strongly dislike emo barbies and fake bitches yo. They look cooler than bikers and they kick it in arcades with no money! They will not hesitate to jack a lil kid for his light up shoes.
Amandatelli, Latashiano, and Jaysagna.
Damn yous guys are bout to get jacked by them mobsterz right dere!
by L&A January 24, 2008
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mayo monster

a stupid, ignorant, and probably racist white person
me: *notices friend crying*

friend: THAT STUPID FUCKING MAYO MONSTER CALLED ME A DUMB MONKEY WHORE
by thatbitchperiod October 22, 2019
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Monsta

Pronounced: Mon-sta (noun)

1. an inconic Caribbean artist or musician performing on stage.

2. a Rastafarian leader who inspires his followers to fight against oppression through music and lyrics.
There will never be another monsta like Bob Marley; his music changed the world forever.
by Wordsinger February 14, 2012
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monster

a movie about a prostitute that had been raped as a child and abused. she grows fond to a naive teenage girl and they soon run away together. although she quits prostitution, she seems to have an uncontrollable rage to kill men that engage in prostitution acts. she is later sentenced to death, denying the teenage girl had nothing to do with it. their undying love remains even after her execution in 2002. based on a true story.
1. whoah...killer prostitute sex shows a teenage brunette fondling their tits.
by danny the girl April 5, 2005
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Monster cock

Trott: hey smith come with me to see Ross he's got some monster cock over at his apartment.
Smith: sure i haven't had my tea yet.
by Hulks_Raging_Boner September 6, 2015
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