MongoDB

a sales team that happens to own a "web scale" database management system

mongodb is web scale, you turn it on and it scales right up

by themasterslacker September 4, 2025

mongodb

a sales team that happens to own a "web scale" database management system

mongodb is web scale, you turn it on and it scales right up

by themasterslacker September 4, 2025

Mongolian Throat Moaning

a quote by Madam President about the disgusting sound that comes out of Maddox’s mouth every 5 seconds.

Person 1: What is that noise??

Person 2: Oh that's just Maddox, he's Mongolian Throat Moaning again.

Maddox: *mongolian throat moaning*

by Goofier October 5, 2025

Mongolian Cock Stretching

Verb: To stretch the tissues and fibers of the penis. The action is as followed
1. two sticks pushing outwards from the body whilst poking into the base of the tip, elongating the cock. It should look like a arrow pointing away from you
2. Continue to push over an open fire outdoors until either satisfied with the progress made or until traumatic amputation

Person 1: Dude, she’ll never be satisfied with me.

Person 2: just do some Mongolian Cock Stretching

by gv_86 October 11, 2025

Mongolian Spider

When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.

Person 1: My boyfriend Mongolian Spidered me last night!
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Amazing!!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

Monfort

(Noun and verb)—A fetish where patrons pay money in exchange for embarrassment, humiliation, abuse, public cuckoldry, and shitty draft beer in an open-air asylum at the corner of 20th and Blake.

Did you see the way she lets him pay for her, and then she only puts out for every other guy at the party? She’s Monforting him. He just keeps coming back for more and no one knows why.

by Randy Marsh 71 May 12, 2025

Monfort

(Noun)—The sadists who run an open-air asylum where patrons pay for humiliation, abuse, public cuckoldry, and shirty draft beer at 20th and Blake. A parasite who lives up to his first name.

(Verb)—The act of exploiting someone else for their money without adding anything of benefit to the relationship.

Did you see what Wendy did to Stan? She’s been Monforting him so hard! She takes all of his money, lets him pay for everything, then she puts out with all of the other guys at the party—and makes sure he can see it. I have no idea how she keeps convincing him to show up and open his wallet for her. What a Monfort.

by Randy Marsh 71 May 12, 2025