documented on main

I already described it on my social media. In the 2000s, some people, but not most people, just some people, had a daily habit of checking social media to find out what’s going on in their lives. Maybe less people do it now than used to. But I still try to document stuff on main, so it’s helpful if you can check there first, because the stuff I am documenting is so horrific that it takes most of my energy away.

It’s documented on main, Mitchell. Let’s hang out tonight, and if you’re able to read what I’ve already documented on main beforehand, we can fill in remaining holes tonight.

by Financebro91 February 16, 2021

The 602 On The Main

The best place in all of Bastrop Tx.....FUCK THAT TEXAS....this place is always poppin with live music and good drinks. Everyone is always glad you stopped by and it has the greatest food around from the burgers to the alfredo..(its all good)
The best part of this place is the workers and regulars, the real heart of the place, they are always playfull with themselves and others but never with their food or work...so my only advice to yous...STOP BY WONTCHA!

COOL DUDE: Hey man are you going to The 602 On The Main? I heard theres live music and TZ's on fry so the foods definitely gonna be good!

LAME LOSER GUY: Naw man I think ima go to old town instead cause i hate myself.

by GIVE_ IT_ UP_ TO_ ME November 12, 2023

Bursting a Water Main

When your Girlfriend or sexual partner squirts in bed without warning.

"Hey Babe, why is it so wet down there" "Sorry love I was bursting a water main"

by waverboy February 10, 2018

Drain the main brain

Similar to drain the main vain, however as we all know, cum is stored in the brain.

Timmy: “Hey Billy, what were you doing in the toilet last night? Sounded like you were role playing a rapidly declining dragon trying to climb a jagged rock!”
Billy: “ah sorry about that, had to drain the main brain”
Timmy: “lucky bastard!”

by lonely_cowboy69 April 5, 2023

Main Ex

Longest relationship

My first boyfriend I was with five years, and my second was for seven years so I would call him my Main Ex.

by Stroms007 August 16, 2020

A Perfect Main Cast

When a shows cast is Perfect in every aspect

Wow that show was amazing it had a perfect main cast

by genuwone July 11, 2022

Main character

Clearly me real life just feels like a show and I’m the main character and there has been proof like ppl arguing over who’s role someone is (which is background) sentence below 👇

Sentence 1
Josiah: she’s a background character

Jayden: no she’s a side character
Josiah: no she’s a background character
(Obviously background for me)

Sentence 2
Malachi: I’m the main character
Me: no I am
Kenheil: that’s cap
Javien: ur that one character who only appears in 2 episodes and doesn’t appear for the rest of the season
Javien: Excactly
Me: ur just mad because ur just side characters

by JDMF January 12, 2024