May 20 

Straight day, you are straight. Even if you're gay you are now straight for a day.

p1: Hey, what are you doing today?
p2: It's May 20, so I'm being straight.
p1: Ok.

May 20 by Noyesnoyesnoyesno March 20, 2022

May 19

National show your bf your titties because it's a national holiday. They have to see them to confirm you did

Yo babe it's may 19 gimme them titties because it's a national holiday.

Girl: ok *shows him*

May 19 by Nationaldaddyrenoldsday May 19, 2022

May 18

The day that harry styles dropped the fucking watermelon sugar music video.

Oh my god its already may 18? We gotta celebrate the WSMV anniversary!

May 18 by Tpwk ppl May 17, 2020

May 3rd 

National hickey day
National grab an ass day

Person 1: I gave her a hickey and grabbed her ass
Person 2: damn bro why today??
Person 1: it’s may 3rd

May 3rd by Rebecca_fromthe_becc May 2, 2019

May 20th 

National “You are a Bird” Day

Person 1: yo, what’s your birthday?
Person 2: May 20th
Person 1: Ha ha, you’re a bird

May 20th by BirdsAren’tReal October 19, 2019

May Run 

An Event that takes place on the long weekend in May, were fishing season OPENS, friends and family get together go camping and fishing, drink lots of beer and/or other liquor, and eat lots of camping food!

I am going fishing with my family for May run this year.

May Run by Ladymommy May 16, 2016

May 11 

That moment when you receive true freedom from the worst 4 years of classes anyone could ask for... which quickly comes to an end when some random ass company chains you to some desk by your mental pink sock forcing you to slave away in a room smelling like a dutch oven where all the couches in the break room have already been hot pocketed by the last bitch who got an alaskan snow dragon on her smoke break.

Well shit, after May 11 the only job I could get was in California. How am I gonna tell my girlfriend?

May 11 by Hunley2334 April 16, 2019