An enclosed lavatory, containing a toilet, especially when used for defaecation. 'Log' referring to poo, due to its brown coloration and tendency to float. Throne room.
Man with a turtle head: "Jesus Christ! I've gotta go to the log cabin quick!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
by Goatlips July 23, 2008
The act of forcing a large object ( wood handle, bowling pin, small novalty bat ect,,,) into the anus of a willing and toothless girl from Tennessee or Gloucester City NJ while severly impacting the colon.
I met a girl at a bar called the Pirates den and bought her a few drinks, we later went to a motel and she demanded I give her a Tennessee log jammer until she split in two!
by Transamguy June 13, 2012
Anything that can be described as impossible, or defying a set law of the universe; something which has the ability to disrupt the space time continuum.
In Back To The Future Part III, as the third log hits in the locomative, the delorean's front lifts up into the air, which is impossible with the set limits shown in the movie. Third Log Syndrome.
by KevinTehLeet September 18, 2006
by Pivotman February 24, 2008
by Roger consula March 10, 2017
by Dennis James Perry August 18, 2003
A gay person who supports a political party that despises his very existence and wants him dead because of his sexual orientation. The modern equivalent of "Jews for Hitler".
After voting for Romney, the Log Cabin Republican one day found himself wondering where he was and why he was being marched into a shower room.
by rtv0587 June 22, 2012