African Meat Locker

Shitting in your hands, squeezing it, and using it to jack off.

Oh, and I heard jack and Johnny were African meat lockering together in their apartment.

by Jholder45th June 6, 2020

Lock Pick

Similair to double penitration. When a dick or dildo is shoved in both the vagina and ass at the same time.

Yo, Joe peformed a lock pick on his girl and lets just say, he broke in.

by Gunmaster45 May 3, 2008

lock and key theory

The lock and key theory was dreamt up in Liverpool, England by an un-named genius. It states that a guy is like a key, and a girl is like a lock. A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that is opened by many keys is a shitty lock. This theory is rarely favoured by females... for some reason.

The lock and key theory is most suitably used to shut a girl up that complains about male sexual promiscuity being praised by peers, while that of a female is frowned upon. Works every time.

by mw2_360 December 12, 2009

locked and loaded and good to go

A slang term to describe the pleasurable moment when you realise you've scored and you'll shortly be on your way home with a chick for a bit of action!

As Dave left the bar with his girlfriend, his mates asked where he was going. He simply said "I'm locked and loaded, and good to go!"

by DC July 13, 2004

Jock-Lock

When a Jock grabs a Nerd after Gym class in the locker room after they're all sweaty and gives the nerd a wedgie and then puts the nerd in head lock and rubs his Sweaty , Smelly Armpit in the Nerds Face

One Time when my pal Dom was in gym class the school bully came up and put in him a Jock-Lock and then after gave him a swrily and hung him up on the Flag pole by his spiderman undies

by wedgie Getter October 7, 2005

lockbox

When someone has something you want or need, but they won't give it to you.

Background: Key point of Al Gore's 2000 campaign.

You: "Hey, do you have 50 cents so I can get something to drink?"
Friend who has just put 50 cents in their pocket: "Uh, no dude, i'm sorry..."
You: "Man, that is lockbox right there."

by torey February 6, 2005

ear lock

The condition of being stuck listening to a person ramble on about something you don't particularly care about - usually one on one when you have better things to do.

Sorry I'm late. Bob had me in ear lock talking about his damn kids again.

by BgGb February 15, 2008