Custodian Kiss

To be taken into a Janitor’s closet and proceed to be facefucked.

Some Dude: “I can’t wait to Custodian Kiss that girl!”

Other Guy: “Dude that girl is alive!”

by Arg Arg Boyo November 2, 2018

Wizard's Kiss

n. The act of a penis making contact with a fetus during vaginal intercourse. Can sometimes result in special, otherworldly abilities being passed on.

When I was in the womb, my father's wizard's kiss gave me a cataract that gave me the power of laser vision.

by alfanky33 January 12, 2019

Posiedon's kiss

When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.

Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.

Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch

by mighty meat wad September 19, 2018

Dinosaur Kiss

To lick another person's face from the tip of the nose to the hairline. A particularly good way to end a first date.

Brad: Oh man, dude, Melanie totally gave me a dinosaur kiss after our date last night. Score!

by arktour April 10, 2010

No Kiss November

The month when women with boyfriends who are participating in the so-called manly event, "No Shave November", become so disgusted and turned off by their hairy men that they choose not to kiss them...a retaliation towards No Shave November!!!

Boyfriend: Yeahhhh, I'm being manly and participating in No Shave November!
Girlfriend: Oh, you mean No Kiss November?
Boyfriend:......wait, what?
Girlfriend: No Shave, No Kiss, The End!

by Girllllllllllfriend March 17, 2009

Manatee kisses

The act of kissing someone like a large sea cow whilst flipping arms and making whale sounds.

Someone: Hey Rylie let me give you some manatee kisses on your wenis!

Rylie: Go die

(flippers) EEEEAASDDDDHHHHHAAAAA KISS!!!!

Rylie: Your a fart sack

by manatwo July 23, 2009

kiss the cat

When in attempts to comfort and relieve yourself from your miserable life you suck up to your best friend, who is incidentally your cat or other pet.

Burt: "Aaron go home and kiss the cat!"

Aaron: "Come 'ere Ginger give papa a kissy"

by ihavetwohandsandtwofeetonme October 25, 2010