anti-jock

Someone who is great at sports, but refuses to fall in the category of "jock" by wearing preppy brands, such as Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, Holister, ETC.

"Elvis is an anti-jock. He's fuckin' great at almost every sport there is, but all he wants to do all day is skateboard."

by Elvis Lara February 25, 2008

Dick Jockey

a female who likes to ride a dick.

Man #1: Dude i heard you girlfriend was a dick jockey.

Man #2: Yep she was riding my dick all night long.

by ApacheWarrior November 15, 2009

Jock

An arrogant retarded male who's brain is the size of a sour grape. They laugh at their own jokes, go to tanning booths, and get asian symboled tatoos on the upper bicep that they dont even know the meaning of. They travel in packs and degrade any other human being that isn't into sports or tags along in they're fake social image. Attractive women flock to they're presence because of they're facade wealthy image they get from mooching off they're parents. But as time goes by, these are the guys who end up washing cars and picking up road kill on Route 66. A useless and horrible excuse of a human being. Souless and Narrow Minded bastards. Borderline mentally challenged.

"Wow that girl is beautiful"
"Dont even try man."
"Why?'
"Cause you dont treat women like shit while walking around in your never washed football jersey."
"Oh you mean im not a jock?"
"Precisely."
"Ah ok."

by cinemasaver May 4, 2009

cock Jockey

A girl or fag who loves riding dick like a fat kid loves cake. Usually used as an insult between guys.

"I heard jared singing 'rocketman'! I told you he was a total cock jockey."

by W.H.Sandwich shop February 4, 2009

Jocker

A hobo man who travels the road with an underage boy.

I wonder if that boy and his Jocker are family or in a homosexual relationship?

by fuckua123 March 8, 2010

gin jockey

A female Abouriginie fucker

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

jockin

1. Messin' around without much premediated thought, a) to see if you can get away with it, b) to manipulate or gain something (or someone) in return.

2. It can mean fuckin' with someone for no reason other than pleasure of seeing them complain about you.

3. It's like slingin' some shit around to see if something fruititously comes of it, but not getting your hopes worked up about it.

DCP
www.dcparty.com

"Why are you jockin me like that?"

"I'm gonna jock this hoes, watch."

"Fuck it, I'm gonna these jock 100 bones on Keno tonight," usually ending with the quick proverbial, "I don't give fuck."

by DCP August 1, 2004