John McGowan

A guy who's probably gay and stuff. I bet he likes swiss cheese and octopods
That John McGowan guy is probably gay and stuff. Bet he likes Octopods.
by UWasAtTheClub March 29, 2019
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john contour

A name for a guy that uses alot of hair gel , only the best kind.

Also known as jun cuntor
Man, that guy is a real John Contour.... Look at that dank hair!!
by Mr.CUCK April 17, 2017
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Ralphy John

While at the movies sarah ralphy johned everywhere, not only dirtying the seat, but the man in front of her.
by devlin365 October 23, 2011
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Sleepy John

Eric Mott has a sleepy john and he cries about it.
by Ugly pants March 26, 2011
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Coppa John's

Another name for Papa Johns, Coppa John's is notorious for their nosy delievery drivers who call the police on their pot smoking customers.
Did you hear about the medical marijuana patient in Aurora colorodo who called papa johns and the delivery guy called the cops?

Oh shit! Boycott Coppa John's!
by 11godhhsul October 05, 2011
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John Wick

A man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. He's not the boogieman. He's the guy you send to kill the fucking boogieman.

I once saw him (John Wick) kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A fuuocking pencil. Who the fouck can do that?
Russian1: Nice ride she a 70?
John Wick:69.
*After talking this russian dude named viggo his son steals his h=car and killed his dog. Viggo at the beginning ¨talks¨ with John and then just annihilate his ass
by Shia LaBeaof March 26, 2021
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John Paradise

a dark mostly unknown phanomene living in the trap house of Schnörwangens. He is besties with Kirsten and gets along with cows very well. His name comes from "John Deere", he likes to wear cappie of this brand
He likes them fine fine pickles out of the fine jar.
Cheese, ham, no fish for john.
Lunch at heidi is also always a pleasure
Secretly in love with Tim schnörwangen, jealous at Lina Rabe.
John paradise is a shy king cowboy sweetie
"My John is paradise."
"Are you going to spohler krug inventurparty?- j.p. Shakes head"
"Moin"
by A fine pickle jar February 11, 2023
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