Jesus unforgiving Christ 

A sacrilegious expletive. Originally coined by Dave Godowsky

"JESUS UNFORGIVING CHRIST!!! THAT HURT!!!"

Jesus unforgiving Christ by Krwin March 1, 2015

jesus ray

When the sun shines through a minute opening in the clouds, bestowing a beautiful light upon a small section of land. Some people believe it to be good luck to find yourself in a Jesus Ray, especially if it is also raining.

YOU: I was having kind of a down day, but then! A Jesus Ray appeared, and made everything better.

jesus ray by Biggg C October 8, 2016

Jesus Nuggets 

Delectable bites of chicken which can be purchased nationwide at any Chic Fil A location.

Shit! I want Jesus Nuggets but, it's Sunday!

Jesus Nuggets by Isaac123garris May 14, 2016

Jesus On Fiverr 

Jesus is an internet celebrity who you can hire to say any thing you want on the website Fiverr. He will dress ina jesus costume and say your message. Many YouTubers (such as Pewdiepie, and JackSucksAtLife) have hired him.

You should make Jesus On Fiverr say it.

Jesus On Fiverr by PickleRickle123 August 31, 2018

Jesus of Suburbia 

The son of rage and love

Billie Joe Armstrong: I’m the son of rage band love. The Jesus of Suburbia. The bible of none of the above on a steady diet of Soda Pop and Ritalin. No one ever died for my sins in hell as far as I can tell. At least the ones that I got away with.

Jesus of Suburbia by Dray’s Dictionary September 24, 2020

Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! 

Phrase used for conveying sudden and extreme frustration.

Johnny: Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Mark: Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! Who ask’s that?

Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! by Help525600 October 18, 2020

Jesus on a fucking boat 

Your a weird emo kid who has low self esteem

Oh god Jeff Jesus on a fucking boat it’s a furry

Jesus on a fucking boat by Hdx January 31, 2022