New York Times Bestseller

Literally every book that exists, used to exist, and will exist

X: This is book is the best!
The Book Yeah I’m something of a New York Times Bestseller myself

X: nvm every book is one

by KazakhstanMaliPeru July 25, 2023

New York Jet

A New York Jet is a slender penis that goes off and jizzes prematurely.

"You like New York Jets? Maybe we can go out sometime... The Jets can play the Browns in your Butt Bowl."

by Mars-El October 1, 2023

New York Steamer

A sloppy sandwich with a sexual reference. Usually eaten by Pueblo fold from El Paso.

Damn bro don’t be a kitty kat, put that New York Steamer in your mouth.

by Qbert 1978! October 23, 2019

New York Finger Blaster

When you are balls deep and she keeps asking for more so you out your pistol in her ass and bust a couple caps while simultaneously nutting in her.

I hit my girl with a New York Finger Blaster last night. Let's just say she wont ask for more again.

by AsianPickleJuice December 19, 2020

Red New York

A extremely rare phenomenon where the state of New York votes Republican in a presidential election. Since the time of the Great Depression (1933), New York has voted for a Republican president only 6 times. Of those 6 times, majority of those elections had a Republican Presidential winner by a landslide victory. The last time New York voted Republican, was when Reagan won a land slide victory in 1984.

Person 1: Will red New York happen in 2024?

Person 2: You mean if in 2024 the Republican Party can make a Reagan style landslide victory? Probably not.

by MST3K I like November 28, 2020

Albunny, New York

Da large east-central-New-York municipality where they have lots of rabbits hoppin' around.

Elmer Fudd would have a field day in Albunny, New York; da only problem would be dat all of da local sporting-goods stores are probably owned by families who have fuzzy-animal-loving kiddos, and so they would probably refuse to sell Elmer ammunition for his infamous blunderbuss.

by QuacksO March 20, 2021

Pushupaginchya new york

Wordplay on "push up against ya new york" this describes any extremely crowded subway 🚇 in the new york subway system. On such a subway a guy or a woman 👠 could cop an anonymous feel and not be blamed for it.

I always take the a train uptown every day around 5 in the evening
Pushupaginchya new york is what it is

by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021