Most ironic UrbanDictionary definition

Earthquake test by Downstrike on December 26, 2004.

No, the peeps on the beaches didn't get to a urinal before they pissed themselves.

This is only a test.

In the event of an actual earthquake...

by Fly On The Wall January 16, 2005

iron maiden

UP THE IRONS

up there with disturbed and system of a down in my book though some of their songs sound really old they are still one of the awsomist bands ever

iron maiden

by me monster October 23, 2008

ImDontai

Imdontai is streamer hot

Lari

lavin

Imdontai is so fucking hot i want him to suck my off and make my babies

by MARMARR July 2, 2021

waffle iron

its definately a maxi pad

aw man you gotta change your waffle iron, you smell like fish.

by KDawg. September 13, 2006

Imran

As usual known as the most handsome person. His body is not so big but enough to make many girls out there wet. Imran also known as the champion of right arm wrestling which the title will never be taken away from him

Wow,you’re such an Imran to me😍

by Muhammad Ali The Legend August 19, 2019

iron

The fundamental SI unit of irony. Abbreviated as I; all metric prefixes apply.

Blatantly hate-mongering televangelist dies of AIDS; that rates about 2.5 kI on the ironometer.

by voidlore September 16, 2005

iron five knuckle pron shuffle

Rather than refering to masturbation, the iron 5 knuckle pron shuffle refers to:
1)getting fisted by a large man/a group of men
2) getting completely obliterated by an obviously stronger person/force; Synonyms- Pwned, Owned, Destroyed

Guy 1 :So I was playing Ninja gaiden and-
Guy 2 : lemme guess, they did the iron five knuckle pron shuffle?
Guy 1 : I fucking hate you

by Senor Bear July 26, 2007