Captain Hook

a man, woman, shemale, tranny, or dog with a really curved penis, like Captain Hook's hand

When he pulled down his pants to initiate intercourse, she realized that he has a captain hook, thus had to turn 90 degrees to have sex.

by the rage March 28, 2015

Pirate hook

A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.

Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook

by The mad header July 24, 2015

sugar hook

An unorthodox and uncoordinated punching style which is usually highly ineffective

jim threw a sugar hook and ended up being dropped by a stiff jab

by Uce why so unluggy November 3, 2015

Hook Shot

A wild, lucky shot that your friend chucked from the three-point line with one arm because he is too weak to get it there with normal form.

Jack: Dang, did you see that kid hook shot that ball?

Kaitlyn: Yeah, he sucks... Can't ball to save his life.

by The_Tru_Baller March 8, 2016

pot hook up

Someone who supplies all your pot needs.

"So I've heard that you're a good pot hook up."

by High_like_jesus March 13, 2016

Hook

It is a slang word for a police officer used mostly in Detroit and the suburbs of Detroit..

Oh shit man you need to slow down there's a hook up there..

Fuck the hooks are behind us we're getting flicked..

by JoeyBoomBoom313 September 21, 2016

spear-hook

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.

Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.

by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016