Holy Shit

A bowel defication which was excreted whilst reading the bible on the throne.

person 1: I'm having problems with my rubbery old turdhole, I dont seem to be able to take the cosbies to the pool anymore...

Person 2: Try reading the bible whilst summonsing the poo demons, I read exodus and instantly went for a holy shit. Praise the lord :)

by bennycnz February 21, 2011

holy fat

An exclamation said when someone eats too much, implying that they are going to become fat.

I just ate 7 cheeseburgers, holy fat!

by xasdfx September 1, 2003

Holy Dang

Noun; A phrase uncommonly used by Gastonians to express extreme excitement or arousal

"Holy Dang," said Jimmy, "that Shizdaple felt good on my greasy face!"
OR
Holy Dang! Don't go outside Jimmy its the year of Juanica .

by Jimmy Bassett May 9, 2004

holy masochist

a priest that likes to get beaten like a sorry child

Haily like getting beaten by her holy masochist while Alan watches sinfully (ben and ashley are in the other room turning eachother into negros while eating clamhats and watching MCR<33!!!!11!!!!1!!!)

by TURBONEGRO June 20, 2006

holy fail

When one possibly faces the greatest moment of their life, only to fail miserably.

One day, during one of his afternoon walks, Mark looked down on the ground to find a sealed mint condition Action Comics #1. Bending over to pick it up he toppled to the ground, breaking his neck in the process. Mark had finally discovered the holy fail.

by marsneedstowels November 22, 2009

Holy boobs

An exclamation, pointing out females with amazing cleavage. Especially relevant around Halloween times when more and more cleavage comes out to play

"Dude did you see those holy boobs"
"Holy boobs!"

by ttreasurer November 14, 2011

holy rusted metal

Holy Rusted Metal is a line from the movie Batman Forever. And it most certainly *ought* to be the name of a heavy metal band, if it is not already.

- Man, I went to the Holy Rusted Metal concert last night and they totally rocked! \m/
- I bet, man! I can't wait for Holy Rusted Metal Fest. Next summer is gonna kick ass! \m/

by Bobton October 26, 2013