Most likely a male who grew up on sports center. He likes to play and watch a wide variety of sports. He mostly roots against the home town team. He will like teams that are not even close geography wise, but might like them especially for flashy jerseys or a single player. This person will dress in very unique sports apparel.He will have a wide collection of jerseys from many teams, and sports. These jerseys are out of the ordinary, and will be unique. If the jersey is vanilla then the Sports Hipster would not be caught wearing such a traditional uniform. Bold, Flashy, Rebellious and Athletic would describe a sports hipster.
For example if a Sports Hipster lives in Green Bay, Wisconsin he will become an Anti-Packer fan. Therefore getting much pleasure in the Packers losing, and taunting the fans. He will therefore like some random team like the San Diego Chargers just to make Packers fans ticked.
Clothing examples: Oregon Ducks football jersey; Maryland Black Ops; Wild tennis shirts; Crazy Golf Pants.
Clothing examples: Oregon Ducks football jersey; Maryland Black Ops; Wild tennis shirts; Crazy Golf Pants.
by Manny1123581321 January 15, 2013
Get the Sports Hipstermug. Seeing a hipster dude's balls through his skinny jeans, crazy tight pants, or borrowed pants from sister/girlfriend.
Dude, I totally can see his hipster cleavage in those pants. Time to invest in some sweatpants or something not found in the children's department.
by SD Dev December 20, 2016
Get the hipster cleavagemug. Characteristic posture of hipsters. Super lax posture of the neck and shoulders forming a sharp curve from upper back to protruding head.
When Greg watched the indie band perform, he nodded along to the music while standing with a hipster hunch.
He was too cool and subversive to stand up straight, so he hunched over in the hipster hunch.
He was too cool and subversive to stand up straight, so he hunched over in the hipster hunch.
by Jay-See November 2, 2013
Get the hipster hunchmug. A fat, bearded gay man that wears ill fitting clothes,( mostly flannels). He also claims to be highly skilled in the arts and sciences but his actions will prove he has no clue of either. He will often wear hot topic style clothes of old punk and metal bands to try and impress the real men in his life; However real men with see him as the poser he truly is.
by lordofalltime January 15, 2018
Get the hipster seanmug. The "Smokey Hipster" involves two hipsters with manbuns, one hipster takes a sic rip from his vape and blows it into the asshole of the other hipster with a blue straw. The recipient farts consistent vape rings from his butthole, while the 1st hipster aggressively tries to thrust his penis through every ring produced, all while maintaining absolutely no eye contact.
This act seems to be more successful when performed in San Francisco.
This act seems to be more successful when performed in San Francisco.
"Hey Bill, did you charge your vape?" "Yes"
"Good, let's do The Smokey Hipster. I wanna go with non-GMO, cookie flavored vape this time"
"Good, let's do The Smokey Hipster. I wanna go with non-GMO, cookie flavored vape this time"
by MoonPye March 22, 2021
Get the The Smokey Hipstermug. Pot Hipster: That douche that's always telling people shit like "you know, marijuana doesn't cure everything, right?"
Dude I had a pot hipster in my circle last night.
Oh god what happened?
He started lecturing people about his all-knowing ways of why marijuana is just a plant and why we're all idiots for loving it.
Oh god what happened?
He started lecturing people about his all-knowing ways of why marijuana is just a plant and why we're all idiots for loving it.
by motleychristo November 23, 2013
Get the pot hipstermug. Hitting a mod/vape while hitting a dry herb vaporizer with weed
Packing the dry herb vaporizer with weed and tobacco
Packing the dry herb vaporizer with weed and tobacco
by Yupyupyuuup September 14, 2016
Get the Hipster mokemug.