Hipster Lisp

A whiny tone, usually in regards to the exploitation of the proletariat.

Man, did you hear that hipster lisp in our Anthropology class?

by Eat, Pray, Love March 24, 2011

unintentional hipster

Someone who acts very much like a hipster without even trying. Most if not all their favorite books, movies, video games, etc will be completely non-mainstream or obscure. They don't normally like things that are mainstream but unlike a traditional hipster it's not just for the arbitrary reason that they are mainstream.

unintentional hipster: "Eminem has great lyrics but he lacks the vocabulary that Aesop Rock has, I like him alot more."
friend of unintentional hipster: "Who tf is Aesop Rock? Do you mean A$AP Rocky?"
unintentional hipster: "No."

by realUsernameHours January 2, 2018

hipster sean

A fat, bearded gay man that wears ill fitting clothes,( mostly flannels). He also claims to be highly skilled in the arts and sciences but his actions will prove he has no clue of either. He will often wear hot topic style clothes of old punk and metal bands to try and impress the real men in his life; However real men with see him as the poser he truly is.

That fat lumberjack guy drinking a latte in his misfits T-shirt is a real hipster Sean.

by lordofalltime January 15, 2018

Hipster moke

Hitting a mod/vape while hitting a dry herb vaporizer with weed

Packing the dry herb vaporizer with weed and tobacco

What are you doing

I'm doing a hipster moke

by Yupyupyuuup September 14, 2016

pot hipster

Pot Hipster: That douche that's always telling people shit like "you know, marijuana doesn't cure everything, right?"

Dude I had a pot hipster in my circle last night.

Oh god what happened?

He started lecturing people about his all-knowing ways of why marijuana is just a plant and why we're all idiots for loving it.

by motleychristo November 23, 2013

The Smokey Hipster

The "Smokey Hipster" involves two hipsters with manbuns, one hipster takes a sic rip from his vape and blows it into the asshole of the other hipster with a blue straw. The recipient farts consistent vape rings from his butthole, while the 1st hipster aggressively tries to thrust his penis through every ring produced, all while maintaining absolutely no eye contact.

This act seems to be more successful when performed in San Francisco.

"Hey Bill, did you charge your vape?" "Yes"
"Good, let's do The Smokey Hipster. I wanna go with non-GMO, cookie flavored vape this time"

by MoonPye March 22, 2021

hipster hunch

Characteristic posture of hipsters. Super lax posture of the neck and shoulders forming a sharp curve from upper back to protruding head.

When Greg watched the indie band perform, he nodded along to the music while standing with a hipster hunch.

He was too cool and subversive to stand up straight, so he hunched over in the hipster hunch.

by Jay-See November 2, 2013