Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS!

The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.

Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!

by Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) June 18, 2005

The Hairy Taco

1. (Proper Name) A sexual position in which a man defacates upon a woman's breasts. He then lightly sprinkles pubic hair upon his feces and proceeds to simulate intercourse between her breasts.
2. A guy shits on his bitch's tits and then he puts some pubes on them and titty-fucks her.

"Oh, Elizabeth, you'll never guess! George gave me the Hairy Taco last night and it was absolutely divine!"
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"Well, officer, Tyrone tried to give me the Hairy Taco and I axed him to quit 'cause I ain't into that shit and he didn't so I be all pissed and had to shoot 'im."

by Mike Hawk, Esquire March 18, 2003

Hairy Bean

A sad and lonely creature which somehow violates all laws of logic by being just as homophobic as it is homosexual. A Canadian closet Jew born in Miami, Brazil. Is usually seen mopping up - without utensils - at the local peep show. Moves often. Moves are often directly proportionate to international adult magazine selection at public library. Better known as the I-AM-SAP index.

Person A: "Wow, that Gay Canadian Hebrew just called me a fag!"

Person B: "Dude, relax, that's just Hairy Bean"

Person A: "Oh! How could I have missed the t-shirt of Armless Ali?! Wow, this is great!"

Person B: "Yeah, it means there is some kick ass I-AM-SAP within a 5 mile radius!"

by Captain Clutch December 23, 2003

Hairy Clairy

A forest of pubic hair in a females vagitorial area.

1. You know your in a bad situation when you've got a hairy clairy in the palm of your hand.

2. "Damn brah my night was sick till i spread dat bitch out...she was all hairy clairy!"

by Eaks September 5, 2006

Hairy Sandwich

when your ass-hairs get gunky from shit after eating a meatball sub

damnit bro, i know that was a bad idea, i have such a hairy sandwich right now.

by Mastah Snatcha June 11, 2011

hairy dump

A female that doesn't shave her legs to keep warm during the winter and will do food challenges whenever dared.

I bet Lindsay will do the milk challenge, she's a hairy dump!

by Oakey doakey October 3, 2016

hairy bird

like midnight bird hairy bird comes out every 4 hours 24/7

all the little day birds go tweet tweet tweet, hairy bird goes slap, slap, slap, slap. all the little day birds like eat ,eat, eat, hairy bird likes slap, slap, slap....

( trying to keep this one clean )

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006