A Lauren H is a mean bitch of a person on the outside, but on the inside actually seems to care, at least for the most part. Lauren H's will generally make the first move in a relationship, although they would never dare to say this out loud, instead denying it by claiming that "you added me first!" although that doesn't mean shit. Besides this, she'll make borderline evil jokes over text, confusing you as to what she means or what she wants from you. They'll have cute highlights in their hair, and make even cuter pouty faces, although they rarely like to show this side of themselves, instead simultaneously flipping you off and making a half heart in the air, making you wonder if she's genuinely bipolar (jk) or if she's just sweet in a unique way. On top of this, Lauren H's always try to act like they aren't simping, or that they don't like you, but then they'll do something to show how much they really do care, reminding you of just how much they think of you, like asking about you for a candle scent, or falling asleep on a call, or even writing a half-sarcastic urban dictionary article about you! Lauren H's make themselves genuinely open to you, and while they might have a mean front, they're genuinely too nice (and cute) for you to ever pass up. Finally, remember that if you ever find a Lauren H, you'd better try your hardest to keep her around and appreciate her, because she's bae.
by PhilCosby June 13, 2021
Get the Lauren Hmug. by LEGEND99999999999 June 13, 2018
Get the noly hmug. H-town refers to an extremely attractive woman or “bad bitch” who has her life together. This was made popular by Jay Z as he refers to his wife Beyoncé as a “bad bitch, h-town” in his hit single Tom Ford.
by Marcus Arelious December 15, 2017
Get the h-townmug. by EatBootyPerson6969696969 May 6, 2019
Get the h*rmonmug. Ross: Are you not drinking?
Alex: No, I can't with my sport.
Ross:(handing him a can) Ah c'mon dude, you need your Vitamin H.
Alex: No, I can't with my sport.
Ross:(handing him a can) Ah c'mon dude, you need your Vitamin H.
by An Cosantóir April 7, 2020
Get the Vitamin Hmug. A funny butt care line that is all about healing bootys. They are very dependable and will always have your back(side).
by Seymoree Butts November 23, 2021
Get the Preparation Hmug. The best brother I could evah have!!!! He'll watch your back and protect you. He's somewhat cunning too. Hmmmmm I wonder if he'll see this....
by Blondie647 August 23, 2011
Get the Joel Hmug.