Grass Evader

Someone who actively stays indoors all day like the sunlight will magically increase in heat and burn them to a f*cking crisp, usually playing videogames and getting 0-averylowamount of bitches

Gamer #1:oh my god you're so bad at this game go outside and stop being a grass evader
Gamer #2: bro i beat you 1000-0 you're cute to me, get TF out of this lobby

by ShindayaLupin April 25, 2023

Scootin grass

The patch of grass a dog scoots it’s ass on when it has an itch.

The bathroom at my work smells like scootin grass.

by Cd9933 May 27, 2018

Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Grass

Another name for weed

You got the good grass man?!

by Chloecoolgirl April 14, 2019

Grass

A form of toxins so infectious and dangerous that touching just one blade can cause even the most extreme no life to become athletic. WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH

After 9 hours of League of Legends Jimmy touched grass and became fit.

by anonymous September 19, 2023

Grass

Snitch a daniel or ruff a short round

A metal detecting nonce

I can’t beleive he’s grassed again,what a bogroll
What a woo woo piece if shit

by Fannyrammer81 September 18, 2022

cup de grass

like coup de grace, but heard thru a text-to-speech test.

Guy: what does cup de grass mean?
Girl: you mean coup de grace?
Guy: not really.

by Pola4ix February 3, 2022