goat story
goat story by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015
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goat moot
When a customer of yours is cranky, nasty, mean, crab apple, jelly bean. When you don't want to be mean but want to say something that your coworkers will understand and not offend the customer.
goat moot by SmarterChild15 April 8, 2015
goat choking
person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."
goat choking by Tomm Orrow April 9, 2015
goat choker
A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.
person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*
goat choker by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015
goat fence
Code word for illicit substances (weed, shrooms, etc) usually used by urban farmers/modern country folk.
My friend is driving down to Ann Arbor to pick up some primo goat fence for our small farm's harvest gathering party next weekend!
goat fence by Bumbledick November 30, 2015
goat worm
A worm that attacks the body while your sleeping by crawling into the nipples and produces milk. Making it seem like one boob (or moob) bigger then the other. Its called goat worm because when the milk is extracted it smells like goat milk.
goat worm by go fuck yourself youre welcome February 28, 2016