by StarChaser2637 July 25, 2016
Get the Platonic friendship mug.Democrat Friends: When you are drinking and need to get home they take your keys, block your car in, and call the cops if you leave.
Republican Friends: Charge you 20 for a ride home and tell you leave if you dont pay.
Real Friends: Follow you home, help you figure out the best way to get home with minimum cop exposure, drive you home to get your spare key, help beat the democrat's ass for taking your keys, and will run from the cops with you if they attempt to pull you over while never ratting anyone out if they get caught.
Republican Friends: Charge you 20 for a ride home and tell you leave if you dont pay.
Real Friends: Follow you home, help you figure out the best way to get home with minimum cop exposure, drive you home to get your spare key, help beat the democrat's ass for taking your keys, and will run from the cops with you if they attempt to pull you over while never ratting anyone out if they get caught.
Cop: Alright sir, who was driving the vehicle...who was the person who got away on foot. You are going down for this if you don't tell me now!
Real Friends: Mr. Policeman, it was your fatass MOMMA!
Real Friends: Mr. Policeman, it was your fatass MOMMA!
by JAG27 February 9, 2010
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An awkward obese adolescent.They are quiet,smelly,weird,and have no friends(other than their mom).When they go swimming,they wear an oversized t-shirt,rather than taking their shirts(moo moos) off.Are often found near/inside of food machines,refrigerators,or fast-food joints.Interests often include:
-food
-specially made pants
-television
-bad fashion
-vampires
-power rangers or pokêmon
-food
-specially made pants
-television
-bad fashion
-vampires
-power rangers or pokêmon
*taunting*....fatty fatty no friends! fatty fatty no friends!
Hey,you fatty fatty no friends! Get outta here! Go cry yourself to sleep inside of your refrigerator.
Hey,you fatty fatty no friends! Get outta here! Go cry yourself to sleep inside of your refrigerator.
by Michael Nguyen July 18, 2006
Get the fatty fatty no friends mug.Stuck-up rich white town located between Houston and Galveston that consists of white people who think they are the shit, act black (even though they have never met a black person and are scared if them) and slut bags.
Hey man where you from?
Friendswood?
Aw shit them is a bunch of rich stuck up white boys there.
We're not rich we're well off. I'll sue you for bein black too.
Friendswood?
Aw shit them is a bunch of rich stuck up white boys there.
We're not rich we're well off. I'll sue you for bein black too.
by poopizle June 4, 2008
Get the Friendswood mug.when in the case of a guy and girl, a state of denial in which the guy tells the girl he doesn't have feelings for her and in return is never truly happy
by dkwg February 24, 2007
Get the friends mug.Carl: "But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now"
Paul: "What? Why?"
Carl: "Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together."
Paul: "What? Why?"
Carl: "Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together."
by Lightning533 January 5, 2011
Get the Friendship mug.When You text someone asking them to prom, they don't like you like that so you get the "as friends" reply twice
Jordan "hey wanna go prom"
Amy(whatsapp 20:11) "as friends right?"
Amy(text message 20:12) "as friends right?"
Amy(whatsapp 20:11) "as friends right?"
Amy(text message 20:12) "as friends right?"
by Willz May 20, 2017
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