Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.

Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.

by Hootie J November 7, 2021

Funderburg

When a female is having a hard time pooping so she inserts her thumb into her vagina to help push out that last bit of turd.

Holy shit Aubrey! I was so constipated this morning even the coffee wasn’t working. I had no choice but to give myself the old thumbs up and Funderburg that crap right out of there!

by Skippy Peanutbutter November 17, 2021

Funeral

A party or celebration for the death of someone.

Person 1: I'm going to a funeral.
Person 2: oh, who died?

by BiShadowEnby August 9, 2021

Funnier

Funnier than the previous joke

“Dude that’s so much funnier”

by A noun August 16, 2021

Funer

So if you don’t want to do an activity or anything because you want to do something funer You can tell your friends I don’t want to do this I want to do something funer

Hey guys so I’m not gonna do this I’m doing something funer

by :):D:(cookie October 9, 2021

funderbuckin

The sexual act between two consenting man using toys in each others anuses.

I walked into his apartment to work on his AC, he and his partner was in there Funderbuckin!

by SphinxMonster October 11, 2021

Funeral Photo

A kind of photo you might take of your partner after sex. Your partner must be completely exhausted and lying down. Though it's not advised to share with any third parties, it's a way of showing how your partner was last night to remind them of "the good times".

"Don't think too highly of yourself, babe. I still have your Funeral Photo!"
"Fuck off."

by Hengeek November 21, 2021