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french cruelty

a condition in all french women that somehow makes them super sexy.
Damn...chloe has some serious french cruelty going on...but my god if it doesnt make her just even more sexy
by Pablo Lou June 27, 2011
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Warm French Baguette

To void one's bowels on someone else in a sexual manner.
French Guy: Would you like to sample a warm French baguette?
Bonnie: Oooh...
French Guy: My intention is to void myself on you.
Bonnie: Ohh, I'd almost forgotten what it's like to be romanced.
-Family Guy, May 15, 2011
by Kraptacular June 12, 2011
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jordan french

NASA pioneer and writer with a vision of robots that personalize nutrition.
That food robot is straight out of a Jordan French novel.
by AlliedAllyB May 8, 2017
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Pull off a French

To self-destruct.
To cause one's self disgrace and shame.
To screw up big time because of arrogance.
To waste all effort with just one stupid mistake.

Context:
During World Cup 2010, they embarrassed themselves on the field with their disappointing showing (0-0 vs Uruguay, 0-2 vs Mexico and 1-2 vs South Africa), four years after they the world the enduring image of their star player head-butting an Italian in the 2006 final causing their defeat.

The team also refused to train after one of their players was sent home for insulting their coach after their game against Mexico. Even France president Nicolas Sarkozy waded into the controversy, blasting the squad’s attitude in a public tirade and sending his sports minister to South Africa to confront the players. Their elimination was almost expected.

It's enough they were bashed on that they didn’t deserve to be in the tournament in the first place, but for a proud football nation like France and for a squad featuring players from super clubs (like Barcelona, Manchester United, Chelsea and Arsenal) to be dumped out in such fashion from one of the tournament’s easiest groups (in front of the world) is an unspeakable humiliation.
He had everything going on for him. He had a beautiful girl, a good job waiting for him after college and a great future ahead. But he "pulled off a French"!

You are very talented and lucky. Just don't "pull off a French"!
by rudra007 June 25, 2010
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French Tank

In MMO games tanks are the characters that are supposed to take most of the damage, unless... they are french. In that case the word has two definitions either:
A tanking character that is acting like, a little sissy and entering combat last.
OR
A caster or other low-hp character that is acting like a tank for no good reason and overall fucking up everybody's game.
French tanks can be seen mostly in MMOs like: WoW, LoL, HoN,DotA and the such.
Example:
"Why is Rammus backing out?!?!"
"F*ck.... we got a french tank"
or
"Ok, once they are in range Alistar is gonna stun'em and then... Wait, wait Ryze wtf u doing man?!?!"
"He frenched tanked them...."
by Antagonista April 13, 2010
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french kiss

to kiss with tongue
I love my gf when she french kisses my cock every morning.
by KayMan February 18, 2015
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Felch

the art of sucking delivered semen out of orifices!
by helmet April 23, 2003
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