flooty

when you have a flat booty

"i have a flooty dude!"

by morgancarp February 4, 2017

floog the hoog

The act of using the tube of a vacuum to suck out the feces of your partner then spraying them on them

Yup, just got my hoog flooged it's so nice feeling...well not really but whatever! I love to floog the hoog to other people though

by [phone] March 9, 2017

flooofy

When somthing is extra fluffy, curly or soft, it is considered flooofy.

A Shar Pei dog is flooofy

by Dylan Huts July 4, 2017

Floor banana

A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.

Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.

Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.

by The worst person August 30, 2017

Floof

Floof: A piece of lint or other such particle stuck on a dog's mouth after they've been getting into something. I.e. a feather, piece of tissue, etc.

FiFi has been up to no good again, she has a floof on her mouth.

by LuLuWho February 7, 2018

floor waxer

A person who enjoys giving oral pleasure to shaved women.

I went to your mom's house to munch her carpet but ended up becoming a floor waxer instead.

by The Jock Vaguely Entertaining May 31, 2018

Floods by Pantera

Ultimate medicine. Legend has it that Ozzy Osbourne is still alive because he listens to Floods 2 times every day.

Nurse: "DOCTOR! HE'S DYING! PLAY FLOODS BY PANTERA NOW!"

by Getpisseddestroy August 10, 2018