shit with feet

A phrase generally used for one of your friends when referring to them for a variety of reasons.
A versatile phrase as well that can be used to describe a person that is a worthless, low life waste of good oxygen.

Matt you are such a fuck up you are basically nothing but shit with feet. Just kill yourself!

shit with feet by Suck it miller June 24, 2016

copping the feels 

Catching feelings or getting horny

Yo I'm so copping the feels for her

copping the feels by Feunix Jones Smith May 19, 2017

retarded in the feet 

Retarded in the feet means when ur soo retarded ur feet become retarded

Ur soo retarded in the feet

retarded in the feet by Albertian January 6, 2018

elevate your feet 

when someone is having sex and they pick up their partners legs so that their feet are in the air

Girl, I’m gonna make you elevate your feet tonight

elevate your feet by fartingshark May 1, 2018

Baker's feet 

The act of wearing socks halfway off the end of the foot to provide ankle ventilation. This creates a floppy baker's hat style area around the toes.

It's cold, why have you got your Baker's feet on?

Baker's feet by Refi September 16, 2018

Meals on Feels 

When someone tries to woo/seduce another person by buying and bringing them food.

"Is that guy who just dropped off this take-out for you your boyfriend?"

"Nah. He wishes he was so he keeps bringing me food. He's like Meals on Feels."

Meals on Feels by yogabbagabbamustbestopped May 21, 2019

father on the feet 

(n.) a girl who wears dad shoes.

Fathers on the feet have multiplied since Balenciaga's White Sneakers became trendy in 2017. Also called "Walkathon Patriarchs" because they empower the patriarchy's aesthetics "one step at a time."

Did u see Rebecca's outfit? Absolute father on the feet.

father on the feet by nolandc September 26, 2019