Meals on Feels

When someone tries to woo/seduce another person by buying and bringing them food.

"Is that guy who just dropped off this take-out for you your boyfriend?"

"Nah. He wishes he was so he keeps bringing me food. He's like Meals on Feels."

by yogabbagabbamustbestopped May 21, 2019

Appalachian Flu

The flu like symptoms that appear the day or second day after doing a lot of methamphetamines.

"I think my girlfriend has the flu."
"Nah, she snorted a bunch of ice at my place last night. It's just the Appalachian Flu."

by yogabbagabbamustbestopped April 24, 2019