cock fever

When a woman has a crush on a man and can't get over it. Damn she's got cock fever!

Have you seen Jamie. I hear she likes Mark. She's so hot ! She has cock fever!

by Clark G79 November 17, 2013

Scarlet Fever

The condition of being attracted to women from Red Communist countries, such as China, Cuba and Korea. An uncommonly large number of cases are attributed to Libertarian men.

Maria: Oh yeah baby don't stop
Johnathan: YEAH TAKE IT CASTRO! THE FREER THE ECONOMY THE FREER THE PEOPLE! UGGGHH! TAXATION IS THEFT!
Maria: ¡Scarlet Fever!

by Ohno1986 September 1, 2017

Cat Scratch Fever

Slang mostly used by males. Can be used by females too. Used when a male catches sexual feelings for a female. When her body drives him insane, when it’s all he thinks about. There is no cure. She gives him cat scratch fever, and in turn he can learn to give it to other females as well.

Male 1: “Bro did you see her?”
Male 2: “Yeah bro she’s a hottie”

Male 1: “She’s givin’ me cat scratch fever!”

Male 2: “Aw bro watch out there’s no cure”

by RonantheAccuser June 12, 2021

Bieber Fever

Puberty. Because Justin Bieber has singlehandedly redefined it.

Bieber Fever has caused several of Justin Bieber's concerts to be cancelled, because he can't hit the high notes anymore.

by IAmAMartian August 11, 2010

Saturday Night Fever

a disease due to lack of activity on a saturday night. thanks to recent studies, doctors have been able to discover these distinctive symptoms.

symptoms include:

- dressing up and sitting in your living room.
- anxiousness, fidgeting (checking your phone for texts or phone calls every minute or so).
- talking to oneself.
- facebook stalking.

there is no official cure for saturday night fever, but my advice is: get a life.

"HEY PENNY!"

"Hi Joanne."
"What are YOU doing tonight?"
"Getting ready to go out with Brad, why?"
"Oh, that must be nice. You know, to go out on a Saturday night. I sure wish someone would take ME out."
"Joanne, are you suffering from Saturday Night Fever again?"
-JOANNE STARTS TO CRY-
"No one loves me! I've been sitting in my living room with my prom dress on for two weeks now!"
"Okayy. Bye Joanne."

by JeVicSchi April 14, 2011

kitchen feaver

when workig in a resturant in the kitchen all day, you become very easily assumsed, attempting to do anything to make the day seem more interesting.

when you see someone dancing to a gay song, you know they have kitchen feaver.

by Snoocher February 21, 2009

maple feaver

That one person in your group that has a special fetisch for Canadian girls / guys.

Is that it Butters? You have Maple Feaver?

by AbdulKarimBoroshoodson October 9, 2016