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Fat Kelly

A coworker so odious they never does their job and makes more work for everyone else but gets paid more than you. Typically is really fat, small minded, shops online during work hours, and leaves work before everyone else. Also they are really good at lying about being sick and abusing FMLA leave.
Damn, Marissa is such a fat kelly! She was on Facebook all day during work while I had to handle all the sales calls and deal with all the people she pissed off.
by Chedwardo June 4, 2018
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Fat cock

Taehyung's Fat, large, massive, heavy and colossal cock.
- Taehyung always needs to hold Taeconda his BIG fat cock in check or it just springs out to say Hi to the world!

- Jungkook takes in his hole Taehyung's fat cock so well, it stretches out completely around that girthy long pole.

- RIP JUNGKUSSY, it always ends up gushing with Taehyung's heavy thick cum. He creampies his ass so well, it won't close anymore!!

- Jungkook is riding that fat cock everyday all day! His cunt hole is ready to take Monster Cocks all the time! Men Line Up for this twink!!

- "who is the bottom in taekook?"

"Surely not Taehyung? He is a DILF. Period. And it's just Massive, you know Taeconda"

"You're right, I bet Jungkook loves to be filled by that fat cock!"
by dictioNASTY September 29, 2022
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fat gangsta

the one in a group who although obease is the one who makes things happen like being able to shut up a chav or if a chav is the only desent one
chav:oy u twats ya mum

fat gangsta:ooo big words from a little boy

chav:ill bash u up innit

fat gangsta: bring it on u little chav
then more chvs come who get beaten up by he fat gangstsa
by geeza July 24, 2008
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Fat Smash

Another term for when you go poop.
I'm about to have a fat smash!
by majorbro November 12, 2010
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fat tits

A woman who has large breasts, but the size of her breasts is due to the fact that she is overweight, not becuase she would be naturally busty.
Yeah, Kimberly got some big titties, but they fat tits man, you take a look at her stomach?
by Beemer December 30, 2008
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fat as hell

To be so fat that very little is bigger than you and there is little chance you will ever move from the spot you are at.
Rusty: You mean my mama is white?
Aunt Lil: And fat as Hell! ha ha ha!
by GimpBalls June 11, 2011
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Fat Rob

THE most dignified gangster outside of Detroit.
A true humanitarian; he shits rainbows, squats in alleys & pisses high octane fuel straight out of his baby strangler, into a flask to force feed the homeless brunch. Dreamweaver will have you thinking it's make-believe magic, but this is the real Canadian deal.
You will fall in love at first sight and will probably spend up to 13% of your youth trying to choke down the irreparable damage your ego will suffer by simply being in his presence for longer then 11-15 seconds.

A true blue musical Frankenstein & a real son of a gun.
If you are lucky enough to find Fat Rob, you should carry him proudly in your front middle pocket for life.
there can be no example, nor re-creation. Fat Rob is as much as Fat Rob isn't.
by R.D.K. February 10, 2010
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