The first word said when stepping on the bedside lamp plug which you forgot to plug in to the
wall socket.
The word is usually followed by 'Bastard' or 'Cunt' or both, but others can be thrown into the mix to reduce the
pain. And usually shouted for approx 15 minutes repeatedly whilst standing on
one leg.
'Turns out light to get into
bed and bedside lamp plug is laying on floor'
FUCK FUCK FUCK BASTARD CUNT
FUCKING PLUG
FUCKING CUNTING BOLLOCKING HEAP OF SHIT FUCK CUNT PLUG FUCK FUCK FUCK