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Eric

A gay male whom has an enormous forehead. Around 8 inches of forehead to be exact. He is super gay and likes gay things.
Hey, Eric! You look bad today.
by Wise guy. March 16, 2022
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Eric

The sexiest man with the biggest cock in the world. He loves to procrastinate on homework and eats with the rats in his mom's house.
by Papi Ryder February 8, 2022
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ERIC

Literally the sexiest guy ever like woah he's hot
"Hey did you see Eric?"
"no"
by Kaiyel January 15, 2021
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Eric Reskin

A meticulous accountant.

This guy is running deals like most only dream of.

This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.

He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.

This guy works like he invented the word work.

Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
"How do we track this?"

"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"

"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"

"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"

"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"

"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
by Durrick April 6, 2022
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eric

a funny guy who looks very mutch emo, and loves to say stuff out of context. he is questionable
person 1: eric is emo

person 2: no he just looks like that

person 3:the earth is big

eric:you know what else is big

person 3: your m-

eric: the sun
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Summoning of eric

Get a dead pig fetus and have sex with the maggots inside
I just learned how to do the summoning of eric
by Dusterdo August 27, 2025
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