When you get so bombed drunk that regardless of what you did the night prior, you wake up knowing you were the mayor of loserville
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The kind of drunk that causes you to act out stupidly, or do things you would not otherwise do sober.
The kind of drunk that causes you to act out stupidly, or do things you would not otherwise do sober.
Shitman, last night I was sooo Freya drunk
I cant wait for the weekend, I'm gonna get absolute Freya drunk
I cant wait for the weekend, I'm gonna get absolute Freya drunk
by FabNab1506 December 8, 2016
Get the Freya Drunk mug.An amazing group of friends who would do anything for each other. These friends face all their problems head on and never give up. They are full of ambition, passion, humor, awkwardness, beauty, and most importantly love. Nothing gets in the way of the drunks, they will always stay side by side no matter how long it has been since they’ve seen each other or talked. One of them just needs to call and we all show up. Together they are a force to be reckoned with and I sure feel bad for anyone who gets on their bad side.
These friends have givin life and hope to each other. They have gone through so much, and yet somehow are still the closest of friends. They have gone through love, heartbreak, moving, and so so much more together. And all this has only made their friendship stronger.
*thank you y’all. I honestly don’t know what I would do without all y’alls different, weird, perky personalities. We have been through so much together the past few years. And now, things are definantly going to change. But no matter how long it has been since we’ve talked or how far we live from each other, one thing will never change. Our love for one another. I would not be who I am today without y’alls constant love and support. I love y’all so freaking much and I will never give up on y’all even if you do me.*
“It seems they had always been, and would always be, friends. Time can change much, but not that.” - Winnie the Pooh
These friends have givin life and hope to each other. They have gone through so much, and yet somehow are still the closest of friends. They have gone through love, heartbreak, moving, and so so much more together. And all this has only made their friendship stronger.
*thank you y’all. I honestly don’t know what I would do without all y’alls different, weird, perky personalities. We have been through so much together the past few years. And now, things are definantly going to change. But no matter how long it has been since we’ve talked or how far we live from each other, one thing will never change. Our love for one another. I would not be who I am today without y’alls constant love and support. I love y’all so freaking much and I will never give up on y’all even if you do me.*
“It seems they had always been, and would always be, friends. Time can change much, but not that.” - Winnie the Pooh
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by nobody_503 May 10, 2020
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“Hey, tell me about your ideal type of man?”
—“ I’m a total cigarette druggie just like the guys posted on @cigarettedruggies.”
—“ I’m a total cigarette druggie just like the guys posted on @cigarettedruggies.”
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"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
by newton64 April 4, 2008
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