Domesticated Clown

A person that wears black clothes, has hair that is longer than shoulder length, and listens to a lot of heavy metal music. This type of person is normally a faggot.

Wow, luka is such a domesticated clown

by Anonymous User m00tles October 14, 2011

Divesh

Also known as spadoonk, Diveeesh is an illiterate troglodyte taxi driver for high school students. If you get him, make usre only to tip him less than 5%.

Divesh better drive me to chili chicken house or im paying him no tip.

by namesjeff December 17, 2019

domeschwacked

Very high, or drunk.

I smoked a gram and now i am domeschwacked.

by jenn & brittany! August 25, 2007

Does you in the pants

When something is "spot on" or just how you want it.
When something is just perfect

Ben: How is the pizza?
Bill: It does you in the pants!

Past tense-

Mick: Did you enjoy the gig last night
Dave: Yeah, did me in the pants!

by BarryTheScott March 15, 2010

Domesick

experiencing a longing for receiving oral sex during a period of absence from it, a la "homesick"

I hate that I moved 1000 miles away from my girlfriend. I feel so domesick.

by lionelhutz September 26, 2010

Domestic spank abuse

When someone calls spank way too often, usually just to be a bully or to make their confidence level rocket upwards. They also sometimes threaten to call the police.

Dayna said she was calling the police for my spanks, so I told her it was domestic spank abuse.

by Spanky McSpankeren August 5, 2011

does a straw have one or two holes

A straw has two holes

Does a straw have one or two holes? Yes there’s a hole on one end and a hole on the other

by The smart dude December 10, 2017