Doing the Three Hole Punch

Treating your lady to having 3 various bodily parts (usually dick, tongue, and fingers/hand?) inserted inside of her during sex into 3 different orifices at the same time.

mmm I Three Hole Punched my lady friend last night. ;) ya know... your sister.

by §eth October 12, 2004

Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004

doing calculus homework

A clean way of saying "masturbating". Normally people will leave the invoker alone, because calculus demands concentration, creating the ultimate situation of aloneness.

Dude, go the hell away, I'm doing calculus homework.

by taylurrrrr December 15, 2008

Doing a Kenny

Camping when playing online multiplayer games, especially third person shooters, such as Call of Duty 4, Halo and Resistance: Fall of Man.

"That bloke's doing a Kenny"

by StarsAndStripes64 August 4, 2008

Doing the 180

A phrase used to describe the typical 3 hours that people spend commuting from the suburbs to work or school in a big city. 90 minutes down, 90 minutes back. 180.

John: Man, I moved back with my parents for grad school.
Brad: Dude, you're not commuting are you!?
John: Yup. Doing the 180.
Brad: That SUCKS, man.

by Jonathan Bright October 12, 2008

Doing A Darren

To have a one night stand with a 'lady' you've known for 10 minutes on new years eve, wake up the following morning in a state of amnesia not knowing who/what/where etc. and embarking on an epic 7 mile walk of shame.

Boyo's, tonight i feel like doing a darren.

by Joey Davis January 7, 2009

'Doing a Currie'

Losing one's socks for a lengthy period of time and searching for them in vain. Called 'Doing a Currie' after the producer of BBC TalkSport (formerly of student radio fame with FlyFM) David Currie lost his socks and was reported by the press to have been hassling hotel guests who he thought might know where they were. He was later cautioned for his behaviour by the BBC and made to apologise to all those involved. The story is frequently referred to by Al Green on TalkSport when teams are late out onto the pitch he says maybe they've "done a currie".

"oh i've only gone and done a currie" said albert, noticing his toes were chilly and his socks nowhere to be seen

"I knew I'd end up 'doing a Currie'" said George as he realised he'd forgotten to pack his socks for the holiday

by the lol machine January 1, 2010