Crockavaginadile

A person who can be adequately described as an undying heartless bitch, or one who cunts more often than not.

Dude: "My girlfriend is bitching about how she doesn't want to go to Shenanigans for dinner."

Dude's Bud: "Man, what a Crockavaginadile

by Cukamid March 31, 2010

crocked out

laughing so hard you can't type, text, or talk and you lose control of all bodily functions.

OMG that YouTube video was so hilarious I was crocked out!!! That video crocked me out really bad!!

by Joantispam December 20, 2010

Crocs

The 21st century Flip Flop (Jandle, thongs). And much like the Flip flop is used when proper footwear is too much hassle.

(Secunda) Oh man, I don't want to spend valuable seconds tying laces on my shoes so I'll wear my crocs.

(Prima) Ohh yeah, that will get the ladies for sure.

by Capt Mainwaring October 21, 2012

Crocadillypig

Mythical beast which populate most mcdonalds. These strange anamalia are a hybrid bread which have

acquired both the vicious slimy features of the reptile and greedy fuckwittage of the oinky nature.

Crocadillypig meaning Mythical beast which populate most mcdonalds. These strange anamalia are a hybrid bread which have acquired both the vicious slimy features of the reptile and greedy fuckwittage of most oinkys! Crocadillpig being a mix of the two

" dude your girlfriend is such a piglephant! Yno like shes a crocadilly pig. Motherfucker shes a fat bitck ok"

by G bitz December 1, 2014

Crocagator

When you can't tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile so you call it both just in case.

Is that a crocagator?

by darylismypatronus September 7, 2015

crocpit

The soft, slippery place between the second and third toe where angry fish go to wind down.

Yeah, you can rub my feet but watch out for the crocpit.

by Nubbley numnut April 15, 2017

croctor

The king of crocs

You sir are croctor

by Drja October 17, 2017