cappuccino

Prior to felching, the act of inserting a straw in one's lover's freshly bespangled anus and blowing bubbles in the fecal-sperm combination contained therein.

"Hang on Andrew," said Edward playfully, "I'll just get a straw and whip up a cappuccino before I take a taste."

by EPStar August 1, 2006

Crapper

Advanced martial arts technique in which the assailant strikes the victim in the abdomen with enough force to cause the victim to lose control of his or her bowels.

Some douche at the bar was hitting on John's girlfriend, so John gave him a crapper.

by Diabeticus January 4, 2011

Chappad

Chappad is combination of two words - Chappal (Indian word for flip-flops) and Thappad (Slap). When you're very angry at someone, you want to both hit them with sandals and slap them at the same time. So the word is Chappad.

When the guy cut me on the lights, I was so angry that I wanted to give him chappad.

by yobabynobaby June 23, 2014

bottled and capped

When a girl is jacking you off, and right before you cum, she squeezes your dick, and slaps the top of your hand which has the head of your dick sticking out.(usually a gesture of breaking up)

I can't have kids anymore because this bicth bottled and capped me.

by Jose, James,David June 8, 2007

capping

A mid-west slang term used to describe someone who’s tweaking or messing up.

Alyssa: Truth or Dare, Bianca

Bianca: Dare

Alyssa: I dare you to go sit on Jake’s lap

Bianca: Nah g, i’m not doing that

Alyssa: G what? You capping! Come on just do it!

by pseudonym101 June 7, 2018

oops i crapped my pants

diapers for the nearly dead

old people poop their pants.....bwhahahaha

When I showed up with her groceries, I had to tell the Crypt Keeper that her Oops I Crapped My Pants were out of stock. But I need them! she said.

How do you know about Oops I Crapped My Pants? Because I'm wearing them and I just did.

by Eat a dick February 20, 2004

crappy

Adj: In the same way that bad can mean good ("Check me out, I'm so bad!"), crappy is used to indicate something totally awesome.

Dude, that is a crappy hat! You are pimpin!

by Swej July 12, 2010