Condom

Something you forgot to wear last night when you were doing your girlfriend.

You: Oops, I forgot to wear a condom. Oh well, who gives a shit?

by Misogyny May 14, 2011

condoleeza rice

a sex position where you head and legs are parrallel to the floor, and your partner rotates above. Good for both hetero and homo sexual.

oooo ya get in that condoleeza rice baby!

by Daniel Radcliffe March 15, 2005

Condom

A rubber shopping bag used when having sex with a girl that is really loose/been around the block & a feel more.

by Visual September 5, 2003

condoleeza rice

Not the most intelligent black woman in America. Whoever said so was racist, bigoted, or otherwise had their head up their ass, because publicly sucking up to and almost dating married white men in power and leeching off of their fame does not make you smart or talented or a good example for others. Monica did that much. And does she really have an identity or set of accomplishments apart from Bush? I don't think so. Not to mention the example on that definition just shamed the Republican party more, if that's possible.

Wow, look! Condoleeza Rice can play piano! Just like most middle school children! And she has enough sense to kiss up to to The Man! That must make her terribly smart for one of "them"...

by Lady Mephisto April 24, 2008

condom-wank

A condom-wank is a jack-off session a guy has while wearing a condom so there's no clean-up required.

I sometimes have a condom-wank because there's no clean-up required!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

condominium

A device that prevents pregnancy. You can go buy one and live in it for a very low price, but only because they are effective 97% of the time.

Jace Treat lives in a condo(m) with Katriece Zar.

by kwang June 10, 2003

Condors

Stick them in your pussy and you wont het pregnant

Get your condors now and you will thank me

by Its condor July 6, 2017