Captain Jack's

An liquor store located in the Bismarck and Mandan area's in North Dakota.

Let's go down to Captain Jack's and get some booze.

by Moonshiner1269 December 9, 2008

Captain Manguy

A superhero masked in shadows, lightening, and the fantastic aroma of vanilla. Often used to refer to manly figures such as Batman.

Frank West has covered wars ya'know. He's incredibly Captain Manguy.

by Slab Bulkhead February 8, 2010

Captain Pusswa

The biggest pussy anyone has ever met.

Captain Pusswa (Chris) was actually elected by his fellow constituents, it was not a birth right.

by Balls December 1, 2004

Captain Fagbox

1: A Chatterbox regular on www.gaiaonline.com

2: A gender confusing douchebag on gaia

'Have you seen Captain Fagbox around lately? I heard she was pwning some noobs in the GD.'

by List of CB Regs May 26, 2009

Captain Ballsack

substitute for "captain obvious" as that is very gay; a moron

thank you, captain ballsack

by Hugh G. Rection November 2, 2003

Captain Kirk

The act of defecating inside a girl's mouth. Named for Captain Kirk, a character played by William Shatner on the TV series "Star Trek."

"...and then I gave her the Captain Kirk..."

"Wait, what does that mean?"

"You know, she opened her mouth and then I Shatner!"

by Dakota Dick April 28, 2010

Captain Planet

A sexual act in which a person takes their hand (which has a ring on their finger) and fists a male in the ass and a female in the ass or vagina.

"Man I gave that girl a captain planet the other day! I took my ring hand, balled it up into a fist and said AHHHHHHHH and shoved it up in there...what a night."

by IndecentProposal October 25, 2008