Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword May 6, 2018

Pansy-Cannon

Any one-shot-kill weapon in an FPS game. eg. The AWP from Counter-Strike or the Barret from Soldat. Generally favoured by campers and the like who are too scared to get anywhere near the real action during a game.

The AWP is indeed a Pansy-Cannon.

by CinnamonToasties June 6, 2009

ruby cannon

Ruby cannon is a skinny legend

And a joker who is mans best mate innit

Ruby cannon is a skinny legend

by Jack113 July 29, 2019

Sneaky Cannon

When one farts and a ball shaped shit shoots out unexpectedly.

I had a sneaky cannon yesterday

by Vtexis May 31, 2019

Mouth cannon

A woman who has a mouth capable of quickly initiating a huge powerful creamy blast of ejaculation.

Or a defination for a pressure washer attachment that generates large thick amount of foam.

" Hi kelly how did you get on with your DVD date last night?" ...oh not to bad but i knew when i pulled it out of his jeans that he wasnt gonna last long, im a real mouth cannon when i need to be"

by #big H September 22, 2025

Cannon

A shy person who you would think stays home all day playing video games but is instead looking for his next unwanted wildwood visit. He has the brain of a small chicken and also drives like one, cannon is not the person you want to drive with! he also most likely lives on a golf course which makes him better than you.

my friend cannon was in a car accident last week because of his “brakes”

by minecraftslayer93 May 14, 2023

dook cannon

A butt. "Dook" being the shortened form of dookie poop and "cannon" referring to the large artillary weapon, likening a turd to a cannonball.

If I don't grt to a bathroom, my dook cannon is going to blow a hole in my britches.

by DedGum February 16, 2019