Glass Cannon

Person 1: dude there’s a Nemesis on D-Scan.
Dude: don’t worry it’s a glass cannon, you should be able to blow it up

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Ass Cannon

When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.

Hey Jim. I was taking a shit and I turned into an ass cannon. The whole street heard it.

by TheAssCannon November 19, 2018

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When you stick a dildo in your ass and shoot it out at a person like a cannon

Bro my girl and I were f****** last night and she gave me an ass Cannon

by Gvln March 26, 2022

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Was a dangerous weapon used in Desert Storm. Banned for the severity of inhumane killing methods.

Ever used an ass cannon before? Whoever uses them usually are asshole.

by Suck Dick Sam May 22, 2015

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A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.

Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.

by ComZhora March 18, 2021

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He had to face off last week in the super bowl against sex cannon Rex Grossman

by Cumfuckle October 15, 2021

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The baby was so overdue, that it shot out if her clit cannon

Credit: Luke Carter

by Lukita lu lu September 09, 2022

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